Do try to stay calm... fear will only spoil the meat.
A trail less travelled to a beautiful vista, all thanks to the impromptu conversation with that friendly bearded fellow at the trailhead.
The descent was slow and a bit treacherous. Then it happened: a trap line, a flurry of action, and darkness.
You wake up on the floor of an old cabin to the sound of heavy footsteps. A tap... tap... tap... on the window draws your attention to a burly figure standing outside. "Do try to stay calm" he says with a grin, "fear will only spoil the meat."